Have you been watching Masterchef on BBC2? I can't believe how poncy the food is. I reckon you should enter the competition and in the first round make a pie. In the 2nd (restuarant) stage you should say to the head chef "f*ck off food monkey" and make a pie. In the final round you make a three course meal consisting only of pies.
Winner of Masterchef............'DONE' (as per G Ramsay).
I would go and see the Sparrow except I can't be arsed cos' I saw the Seaforth one back when twitching was still hard and before the arrival of kids funded by their rich dads and midgets with cheque books etc etc etc
Hello mate,
ReplyDeleteHave you been watching Masterchef on BBC2? I can't believe how poncy the food is. I reckon you should enter the competition and in the first round make a pie. In the 2nd (restuarant) stage you should say to the head chef "f*ck off food monkey" and make a pie. In the final round you make a three course meal consisting only of pies.
Winner of Masterchef............'DONE' (as per G Ramsay).
Lost of love,
Andy L.
Ps - go see the sparrow you low listing tart.
Hmm Interesting.
ReplyDeleteI would go and see the Sparrow except I can't be arsed cos' I saw the Seaforth one back when twitching was still hard and before the arrival of kids funded by their rich dads and midgets with cheque books etc etc etc