28th November. Not Available In The Shops

Those of you who've been worrying about the health/sanity of LGRE need fear no more. Since his disappearance from the birding scene (well since he got kicked off Bird Foru...Blah Blah Blah) rumours of his dwindling health have been rife. Thankfully it became clear on Friday that it was in fact his lesser known doppelganger a Mr George Michael that was indeed ill and that aids (shouldn't that be aides?) close to LARGE knew his whereabouts.

Turns out LiaRGE had shut himself away in the cupboard under the stairs of his Little Chalfont home, with his Fisher Price tape recorder and a months supply of chicken cup o soup, to bring you his latest musical offering 'Praise Me'. Remember this is not available in the shops and stock is shifting quick (ten copies were dispatched to an address in Crawley this lunchtime) Order now in time for Christmas....

5 comments:

John Hague said...

Ha ha... classic

Dip or Glory said...

Should be on many a UK?400Club member's wish list this Christmas...

The Leicester Llama said...

Very good Mark!

I wasn't aware than Evans had been kicked off Birdforum, although I had notice he hadn't been around recently. Not before time really - he is/was by far the biggest shit-stirrer on there.

The Leicester Llama said...

Spooky - just looked back here to see if my comment had gone through (got some stupid Blogger error message when I tried to post it) and the word verification this time is "logre"!!

garrybagnell said...

Mark, I would love a copy of the cd...this guy in Crawley....has he got any left? (lol)