13th December: Drunken bum

The last few days have been pretty uneventful with all my free time spent stripping wallpaper and pondering paint colours and stuff.
However yesterday was good with a rather heavy drinking session (by my standards anyway) commencing at 3:30pm. By 10pm and following seven or so pints of Pedigree I was very pissed and craving the obligatory doner kebab. Actually I had been craving one all day but being pissed just seemed a perfect excuse. Apparently we got a taxi back to Kerrie and Tim's but I really can't remember that. I also can't remember Kerrie ordering kebabs but she must have as three arrived instantly or at least by the time they had woken me up, after taking photos of me in a drunken coma - bastards.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

light weight!, stick to the birding. (bloody northerners)

John Hague said...

Eh, less of the bloody northerners, some of us can take our ale... granetd Mark isn't one of those blessed with this power but at least he tries!

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Mrs Miggins said...

Mark, at least you didnt get an hangover thanks to that kebab and possibly my magic tablets although the latter did cause us all to have extremely bad wind!

Mark said...

Hi Miggins. You've always got bad wind. You may notice that the comment above yours has been removed. It was a very crude remark about our non relationship!!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like that comment hit a nerve.
Very quick to remove that one.
The "Our Non Releationship"
gives it away LOL

Mrs Miggins said...

Oh dear anonymous, have you got nothing interesting going on in your life? Try getting a hobby.

Ps: Yes! Mark and I ARE having a mad passionate affair but trying to keep it secret!

He's only after my fabulous pies though!!

psycho bunny said...

Mark, Molly has missed her period.

KERRIE AND TIM WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU GOT UP TO WITH HER, THEY KNOW YOU WANTED A BIT OF TAIL, BUT COME ON!