Have you been watching Masterchef on BBC2? I can't believe how poncy the food is. I reckon you should enter the competition and in the first round make a pie. In the 2nd (restuarant) stage you should say to the head chef "f*ck off food monkey" and make a pie. In the final round you make a three course meal consisting only of pies.
Winner of Masterchef............'DONE' (as per G Ramsay).
I would go and see the Sparrow except I can't be arsed cos' I saw the Seaforth one back when twitching was still hard and before the arrival of kids funded by their rich dads and midgets with cheque books etc etc etc
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Hello mate,
Have you been watching Masterchef on BBC2? I can't believe how poncy the food is. I reckon you should enter the competition and in the first round make a pie. In the 2nd (restuarant) stage you should say to the head chef "f*ck off food monkey" and make a pie. In the final round you make a three course meal consisting only of pies.
Winner of Masterchef............'DONE' (as per G Ramsay).
Lost of love,
Andy L.
Ps - go see the sparrow you low listing tart.
Hmm Interesting.
I would go and see the Sparrow except I can't be arsed cos' I saw the Seaforth one back when twitching was still hard and before the arrival of kids funded by their rich dads and midgets with cheque books etc etc etc
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